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The 2016 Racial Draft
PuertoRicanJohnnie April 2016
The Asians select BRUNO MARS!
Wow, another solid pick! The native Hawaiian is one of the biggest stars in the world. Some even compare him to Michael Jackson. Konichiwa Bitches.
DRAFT PROFILE
- Global Pop Star
- Multiple Grammy award winner
- Ethnically Puerto Rican and Filipino
- Multiple Superbowl appearances
- Ability steal your girl, and you'd be ok with it
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